(Source: soyouwanttoknowme)
Watch.
This is going to bite me in the ass.
just for once.
(Source: lovequotesrus, via letslivelaughlove-dance)
Trying to sneakily take your friend’s food
But you end up making it obvious
via sodamnrelatable
(Source: most-awkward-moments)
Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
—George Carlin
(Source: meromorphic, via ughghgh)
I’m addicted to Mango Tango Odwalla.
I want a tattoo of my moms signature.
(Source: charleysworld)

